In case your air conditioner ever breaks (God forbid, you'd have my utmost sympathy), below are a few signs that will signal to you that your misery is at all comparable to mine.
Signs Your Living Quarters Are Too Hot
1) Your pug has wild eyes and looks like she may expire at any moment.
2) You must lock both yourself and your pug up in the bathroom where it is a few degrees cooler so that you both can survive.
3) You make a sandwich and your bread feels like it just came out of the oven.
4) You take a shower and your shampoo is actually hot coming out of the bottle.
5) You lock the pug in the bathroom and go to the library for the entire day Sunday.
Of course, it's freezing as I sit here at the library. I had to put on my sweatshirt.
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